Procrastinating on bull shit that you don't want to deal with.
I really shouldn't bullcrastinate, but fuck it I'll deal with it later!
When you actually put in the effort to walk the distance from your car and into a Mexican resteraunt, instead of going to the drive thru at Taco Bell
Taco Bell's drive thru is always so long so instead I mexercise
. Now I can eat whatever I want! I can burn a whole 10 calories from mexercising!
A woman who frequently bar hops. Similar to a bar fly, only a gutterfly ends up passing out in the gutter while waiting for her ride after a long night of getting wasted.
We found shelly last night passed out in the gutter. What sight that was! She has now been promoted from a bar fly to a gutterfly