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Bromantic Era

(n.) A prescient movement spanning artistic genres and political boundaries, originating in the latter half of the 18th Century, which foreshadowed the brotastic rise of bro culture.
The brotastic bros of the Bromantic Era were broskis like:
Wolfgang Amadeus Brozart, Samuel Taylor Broleridge, and
Edgar Allan Bro.
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
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bromatin

The stuff in a man's DNA that allows him to share information surreptitiously with other males.
EXAMPLE 1:
Guy 1 to Guy 2: That was a nice space to get out in.

(intrinsically implying that in the past few moments a guy could have scratched, worked out, or rested his eyes)

Guy 2 to Guy 1; Yep.

(he's pretty much indifferent when it comes to all that stuff but agrees it could have all happened.)

Girl in the Back Seat: Are you guys talking about sex? I don't have BROMATIN like you.

EXAMPLE 2:

A lady is easily fooled into thinking a man is simple to understand, but a female can't help but be misguided due the the presence of BROMATIN on his Y chromosome.
by Ace Tea January 23, 2014
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biromantic

Attracted to both sexes in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Often used by asexuals.
Alzondo: So, do you like guys or girls?
Monica: I like all of them!
Alzondo: You must have some crazy orgies.
Monica: Yuck. I'm biromantic, not bisexual.
by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009
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Biromantic

Someone who is attracted to both genders, but one or both are non-sexual attractions. They still wish to participate in typical relationship activities; holding hands, snuggling, hugging, going out, buying gifts, etc. However it does not involve sex.
Mom: Are you gay?

Me: NO! I'm strait!

Mom: But i saw you kissing her!

Me: Mom, i'm not bisexual or gay! I'm Biromantic! Vaginas are terrifying!
by Diamond shock July 20, 2011
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Bromanian

A Romanian guido. They where too much cologne, talk about how sick their cars are. Generally talk about Audi, BMW, and V-Dubs. They also listen to "hardcore" hip-hop/rap because they are such thugs. Party every weekend with other bromanians and most likely live at home and mooch off of their parents. They also generally meet up at Romanian Pentecostal churches where they all decide where to go "kick it"

There are also sub cultures of the Bromanian. Every major city has a stereotypical kind. Major cities include Seattle, Portland, Sacramento (Sac-town), L.A., Phoenix, Chicago (Chi-town), and New York.
Hey bro, we're going to go boarding this weekend. Oh sick bro, who's ride are we rolling in? Probably Flavius' Jetta, it's fucking euro style. I'll bring the lil wayne and deadmau5. That's tyte bro

Bromanian 1 - "Dude I'm so pissed, I found this Audi/BMW for only like 20k and my parents won't buy it."

Bromanian 2 - "That's fucking gay bro, what the fuck is their problem"
by Bromanian December 14, 2010
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Bromentia

A man who stubbornly refuses to age and evolve despite his wrinkled face and sagging nutsack betraying his youthful clothing, bro speak, and hitting the bar scene nightly. Often a motorcycle is his transportation of choice. Sunglasses are always on as they hide the crow's feet.
The Situation is clearly showing the early stages of Bromentia
by H0oHa April 3, 2011
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bromanitarian

"Doug is talking about moving to Sudan for a year to help with the efforts to end the genocide in Darfur. He is defintely a bromanitarian."
by sebastian crucial February 5, 2007
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