by Kivikallo February 12, 2020
Get the broloh mug.by Brolik1 November 25, 2010
Get the brolik mug.The study and practice of being a true bro. It is the study of general problems concerning matters such as girls, drinking, working out, playing sports, and of course, bromances. The word brolosophy is derived from the ancient greek word of "Love of bros"
Bro 1: Bro, you gotta get rid of that gf before we move into that appt.
Bro 2: Ya, we'll never see you around.
Bro 3: Don't worry guys, bromance > romance in my opinion.
Bro 1: That is some wise brolosophy.
Bro 2: Ya, we'll never see you around.
Bro 3: Don't worry guys, bromance > romance in my opinion.
Bro 1: That is some wise brolosophy.
by JohnnyBro February 18, 2009
Get the Brolosophy mug.acronym of two words which are also acronyms themselves (bro)lossus and ham(lossus). When said to another person indicates the colossal friendship between them, gender insensitive.
Weed: Look at the hamlossus playing his guitar jfl.
baldmanlet17: jfl indeed my brolossus very cage-worthy.
baldmanlet17: jfl indeed my brolossus very cage-worthy.
by Kenan Komutan November 2, 2020
Get the brolossus mug.by smadazil July 5, 2009
Get the Brolicking mug.Derived from the hispanic name Carlos, a Brolos is the token mexican bro who is compulsary for the functioning of any brommunity. His ethnic origins are often highlighted and hugely exaggerated to humerous effect by his other bros. Despite this, he remains a crucial and respected bro in the brommunity.
Trent: "Yo Chad where's José? He was suppposed to be crashing this party hours ago"
Chad: "Ah that dude is such a Brolos, he's probably eating a burrito or running from la policia"
Chad: "Ah that dude is such a Brolos, he's probably eating a burrito or running from la policia"
by Bro-EE3 December 5, 2009
Get the Brolos mug.noun- A large fighting force culled primarily from the ranks of your closest bros, is often wild, aggressive, and ready to do battle. The brolitia is usually assembled for an express purpose, and is fuelled by Natty Light, 40's, and weed. Summoned by the blowing of a conch.
Origin- A portmanteau of bro and militia
Origin- A portmanteau of bro and militia
a) Bros, some creepy fag is following my girlfriend and her friends home from a houseparty...they may be in danger. Let's assemble the brolitia, kick the shit out of them, and then all her friends will bang you out of gratitude.
b) George Washington though the British were a bunch of dicks so he assembled a brolitia and drove them from the continent.
c) The Viet Cong could technically be a brolitia, because of the copious amounts of dank Thai weed they smoked. Al Qaeda, however, is not a brolitia because they don't smoke, drink, or get ANY pussy.
b) George Washington though the British were a bunch of dicks so he assembled a brolitia and drove them from the continent.
c) The Viet Cong could technically be a brolitia, because of the copious amounts of dank Thai weed they smoked. Al Qaeda, however, is not a brolitia because they don't smoke, drink, or get ANY pussy.
by Evander Brolyfield April 29, 2010
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