procrasturbate

When you are supposed to be studying or doing important work but instead you are masturbating.

John: So, did you get your work done today?
Ralph: Nah, it was hard to get started so I mostly procrasturbated all day.

by blazin' heavy August 19, 2004

procrasturbate

to procrastinate by yourself

Man, I was going to work on the report but instead I just procrasturbated all day at home.

by Procrastines February 22, 2009

Procrasturbate

To put off a task until you are finished masturbating.

I was going to go to school, but then I procrasturbated, and I missed the bus.

by John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmit October 6, 2009

Procrasturbate

To intentionally delay male orgasm during masturbation. For whatever reason

I had a lunch at two:thirty. It was fifteen past the hour, so i procrasturbated under my desk.

by flakey ass February 26, 2009

Brocrasturbating

The act of masturbating with male friends (bros) when you are meant to be doing something else.
Similar to Procrasturbating, but has to be done after getting a broner.

Todd and I were meant to be studying, but after seeing some adult scenes on tv we had to start brocrasturbating.

by The brocrasturbator October 25, 2009

Procrasturbate

When you get stressed about having alot of work and just masturbate instead of getting anything done

"Yo have you started your essay?"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"

"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"

by McEwenC February 16, 2010

Procrasturbate

To masturbate when one's procrastinating

Instead of doing my work, i procrasturbated to my favorite porno.

by ZACX February 24, 2010