pop-up blockers

tighter underwear wore underneath looser fitting swimming shorts, to prevent n r b's
spoken: pop up blockers.

"That old dude forgot about his pop-up blockers..sick."
dude 1:"why do you wear tighties man?", dude 2:" dont be such a T-box, theyre just my pop-up blockers."

by 6IXTY 1NE July 25, 2006

cum blockers

Anything blocking orgasmic fluids from approaching the desired destination, particularly in the face. Such as glasses, goggles, sunglasses, etc

Bitch take off those cum blockers, I wanna make sure I get yo whole face glazed!

by chris_7283591 May 16, 2006

Skeeter Blockers

Glasses when worn on hoes, sluts, or any other slang for promiscuous women; the word is meant to imply that the glasses being worn are intended to keep skeet, or semen, out of the girls eye(s) as she performs oral sex on another man.

"I just got head from that girl, wouldve cummed all in her eyes if she didnt have her skeeter blockers on."

by toastboy55 December 3, 2006

Beta blockers

Medicine for people with heart problems. It slows down your heart. Really fucking dangerous when taken if you don't have a heart problem. Drugs + Beta blockers (at the same tine) = bad news.

That dude died from smoking weed and taking beta blockers at the same time.

by circlePit4 May 28, 2009

hater blockers

synonym for shades i.e. sunglesses; implying that when u put them on all of your haters will dissappear from your sight

i got my hater blockers on so i cant see you.

by acchille July 18, 2006

cock blockers

Somone who will fuck up your whole night by flirting with the girl your trying to hook up with.

If you want to get some,don't invite those guys, they are all a bunch of cock blockers.

by gettinglaid282 April 21, 2010

hater blockers

Pseudonym for a pair of large-lensed wrap-around sunglasses, esp. when worn at night or at a club.

Jermaine: "Oh snap! You see those cracker-ass, snaggle-toof, stank breff wangstas givin' you the crook-eye?"
Antowaine: "Jermaine, did I forget my hater blockers in the wip?"
Jermaine: "Hells no, pimp... u got 'em on."
Antowaine: "Then you know I can't see those hatin' dollar-store punks over there."
Jermaine: "Should we give 'em the shiv anyway?"
Antowaine: "Let's do this shit."

by Dr. Titty Jiggle September 7, 2008