Bristle Gag

When brushing your teeth and your hand slips causing your toothbrush to gag the back of your throat.

:Ew, man where'd all that puke come from?
:I had a really bad bristle gag this morning

by Foz Eh August 21, 2009

Afghan Bristles

Thick, wretched pubic hair, often found on white men over 55, young-middle aged Middle Eastern men and women, and Latino dads.

Tom: Whoa, what the hell are you growing in your pants?

Muhammad: Oh, those are just my Afghan Bristles.

by Spookylocks June 25, 2010

Pucker Bristle

A slang referring to the hairs the surround the anus.

"My tounge was met with an unpleasant amount of pucker bristle."

by Davis December 30, 2003

Bristle Scrunchie

The metal ring that keeps paint brush bristles in place

The bristle scrunchie was very shiny.

by FrozenFriedChicken May 7, 2021

bristle scrunchie

That strange metal band that holds the bristles of a paintbrush in place.
First used by Moriah Elizabeth.

Paint dried onto the bristle scrunchie of my brush.

by azxre orchids May 7, 2021

muff bristles

When recently shaving hairs poke through thin yoga pants in the pubic region... Muff bristles

Josh:" I was at the gym the other day , this chick walks by me and I could see her pubes poking through her yoga pants"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"

by Larry the Cable Guy52 December 3, 2017

Trim those unicorn bristles

Stop being an ad-hominem nazi douchebag

"Ok bud, you probably think China isn't _real_ communism"
"LOL, trim those unicorn bristles, bub"

by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022