Dapto Briefcase

A slang term from the suburb of Dapto, south of Wollongong referring to a box of cask wine.

Origin: Many many moons ago when the rainbow serpent was lying dormant Cecil would say he's off to work and he would tell the passer bys that the box of wine he was holding was his Dapto Briefcase and he was working hard for the government.

by PunX0r April 15, 2007

Briefcase Wanker

An insult commonly used against those who carry briefcases.

Bully: Look at that briefcase wanker!
Briefcase Wanker: Fuck off, faggot!

by badboyCHANCE October 25, 2010

black mans briefcase

An order of 100 Chicken McNuggets and two large drinks

I'd like a black mans briefcase with Diet Coke, please.

by enthbott March 12, 2011

third world briefcase

Flowery description of a ghetto blaster or large portable music player often carried around in the late 20th century and played at full volume by many of Britain's ethnic population.

You'll recognise Dwayne when he comes in, he'll be carrying his third world briefcase.

by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005

Briefcase

Noun- someone that completely lacks knowledge and looks foolish because so

"Jesus Christ. You're such a briefcase Mike; Robert Frost wasn't just stopping by woods on a snowy evening."

by Jesus Christ $uperstar October 13, 2009

Briefcasing

Verb; Present-tense
The art of folding a mans scrotum (with contents intact) upwards towards the shaft of the penis, so as to make the access to the anus easier.

Mark: Man, I heard he and his husband got into briefcasing last night!

Timothy: Yeah, he can't even stand straight.

by StuckStepBro March 5, 2023

paisley briefcase

A carrier bag used by residents of Paisley to hold their belongings.

Shuggie: Aww no man, its pishin' doon! My giro is gonna get soaked.
Senga: Here, fire it in this paisley briefcase to keep it dry.

by haileys May 7, 2007