BALD BREASTED PIGEON

BY GRABBING THE LOWEST SAGGING PORTION OF HIS SCROTUM AND PULLING HIS SACK UP OVER HIS PENIS AND COVERING IT COMPLETELY WITH SCROTUM SKIN, HE CREATES A BALD-BREASTED-PIGEON-LIKE FORMATION.

Hey, Charley...is that a flesh colored belt buckle or are you doing the bald breasted pigeon?

by doogleberg July 9, 2009

fat breasted and awful

An insult. When someone (usually a male) is large and flabby in the breast area and also a terrible person.

Here comes Brian. That kid is fat breasted and awful.

by Brad R December 17, 2006

Large-breasted fruit fly

A woman who is endowed with large breasts who enjoys the company of gay men.

George was distracted by a "large-breasted fruit fly" while trying to pick up a trick at the bar.

by QueerChicken June 29, 2011

Double Breasted Holster

A bra

Tom: So what did you do next??
Kraven: I unlocked her vj gate and removed her double breasted holster

by Use Water Gun February 24, 2019

small-breasted Jersey shrew

A jewess with small tits who is a nagger.

Fran is a small-breasted Jersey shrew. She likes to scream at people for no reason.

by Jean Shepherd February 22, 2008

Breasted

having victory over someone by having better breasts

EX. two girls in a wet t-shirt contest and one wins, and tell the other girl looks like i "breasted" you today

by BroughtoyoubyZgarcia May 12, 2011

big breasted girl

some call her grindemyre, I call her a fine piece of ass

by matt_ISGOD September 29, 2003