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brazillian blindfold

The phenomenon affecting most hot South American women whose significant other is an ugly, fat, unkept shitbag. The affliction seems to render rediculously attractive women completely blind.
Eric: WTF? How did that doucher land that Latin hotness??

Mike: Must be the Brazillian blindfold, dude.
by HughJassoul January 5, 2014
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brazillian flapjack

When a male ejaculates on a females back...lets it dry then peels it off and feeds it to her
My boo always complains that i never take her out to a nice dinner...so I gave her a brazillian flapjack.
by The Hossenfoffer July 19, 2009
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brazilio

A slang term coined to describe the growing post-op tranny population in brazil, particularly in the gay pornography industry.
Brazilios have really taken over the porn market in Brazil, it seems like all you can find these days!

You look like you are straight out of a brazilio.
by Yuri_kamatsov November 19, 2006
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Brazillian Bullride

When a man inserts his penis into another mans butt while the other man is passed out and then goes on to duct tape himself to the passed out man. The goal is to stay on for at least 8 seconds.
"Dude, your bro cussed me out so I gave him a 4 minute Brazillian Bullride the other night, wow!"
by puddogs October 16, 2006
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Brazillian Fart Porn

The ancient art of putting a dick so far up a womans ass that it pokes her fart bubbles and releases them!
Don't go too far up baby, or we'll have ourselves a bit of Brazillian Fart Porn!
by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009
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Brazillian Craques

"Brazillian Craques" is an expression who,once and for all,is related to the REAL best soccer players in the world.We have five world championships and the greatest players of the soccer history.It´s complety out of mind consider the argentinians better than us.They arent´s.So this expression can be found in any magazine,newspaper,website of other media you want.
"The Brazillian Craques overcame the critics and got their fifth World Championship in Japan against Germany."
by Mário José Martins April 22, 2004
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Brazillion

Brazillion- A very large number. Stemming from the pain level of getting a Brazilian.
The fan page for Homopedonecrobeastiality on facebook should have AT LEAST a brazillion members.
by roberto.roboto.roberto October 20, 2010
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