Braunston

A small village containing many only white people. Home of the Braunston Elephant.

Person A : Do you want to visit Braunston?
Person B : No I am scared the Elephant will attack me.

by Fraser_Braunston November 29, 2022

braston

Braston is a great guy all around. Though at times he can be cringy, he really does try to love as hard as he can. If you break him, he’ll never forget it and he’ll make you feel guilty about it, so watch out. He’s a strong, cute, caring, loyal man who will always listen to you and do everything in his power to fix whatever is wrong. But if you date him, be prepared for a long ride, because when he tells himself that he loves a girl, he doesn’t forget it. Be ready for him to chase you until the end of the Earth. When he’s in love, he’s determined to make that love last.

Me: My ex-boyfriend just will NOT quit trying to get back with me.

Friend: He’s such a Braston.

by smcclure March 14, 2023

brackston steamer

to take a shit in a pair of nylons and then beat a chick with them - preferably in the face.

that chick is so dumb i had to give her a brackston steamer right in the face.

by groupie#1 January 16, 2007

Bryston

1. Perhaps at first glance one might think a Bryston is a misfit, but this is merely his camouflage. Brystons are honest men whom go hard; work hard, play hard, and love hard. To most, Brystons seem wild, untamable forces of nature whom are destructive… but don’t mistake these terms “wild”, “untamable”, and “force of nature” as negative attributes, for it is part of a Bryston’s splendor. You call him wild because he goes all out; I call him passionate, adventurous, energetic, and determined. You call him untamable because you want to control him, I say let him be free-spirited because he will achieve great things and he is most beautiful when not caged. And as for force of nature, he is a force to be reckoned with for sure, but he is not destructive, he is protective and strong (in every sense of the word). A Bryston may be able to lift heavy objects, bend blue steel, or take on sebn’ black panthers, but with those same hands he can hold a child’s hand without crushing it, caress a woman gently, and make people feel safe. Brystons are known charmers who will make you smile and laugh anytime given time. Upon hearing a Bryston’s deep, calming and seductive voice, one can’t help but smile and feel at ease. Do not underestimate a Bryston, for he is a man in the purest sense; honest, steadfast, and knows how to provide.

2. A grown ass man.

Bryston is the man.

by Truth3eTold December 21, 2016

brayton

for a man to kick/attempt to kick another man in the nuts, in front of a shitload of people, extra points if caught on film, it makes you a pussy ass bitch, term comes from Tyler Brayton of Oakland Raiders who attempted to knee Jeremey Stevens in the nads on monday night footbal

I can't believe he just braytoned that dude. Lets go beat the fuck out of him

by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006

Brayson

a person who is loud, annoying, and often very athletic. they enjoy looking at themselves and are extremely vain. they also constantly feel the need to remind others that they are awesome even though they arent; tend to be a jackass, jerk, and dumbjock

"wow that guy really like likes himself"
" he must be a brayson"

by winkyface;) April 9, 2010

Branston FC

A quality side in the Hardy Signs Division 2. They are currently in the semi-final for the McDonalds junior cup. After being recently relegated from division 1, they currently sit in 6th position. Their record home win is 10-2 against Uttoxeter and their record away win is 10-2 against Woodville. Their key players are Jake Barker in defensive midfield, Aidan Stephenson in central defence, Max Bishop in central midfield, Krakendinho on the left wing and Oliver Hickman as chief benchwarmer.

And it's Branston FC, Branston FC! We're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen!

by MarshallBrigade February 14, 2014