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Brantford

A city of 100,000 people that has the amount of crime that you’d only see in a city with 1,000,000 people. Most crimes go unreported, everyone is living in poverty, and it’s harder to find a non-smoker than a smoker. Drugs plague the entire city and that is a big reason as to why the violent crime is astronomical. During the day it’s extremely dangerous but at night it’s a totally different story.

I’ve never seen a city that only consists of housing projects and ghettos, until I moved to Brantford.
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by Todd33333333 November 13, 2021
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Brantford is a poverty stricken White ghetto in Ontario where murders, fights, drug dealing and drinking are more common than putting milk in your cereal. Police don’t do their job due to the limited funds, corruption and flat out laziness. Lots of Tim Horton’s though
Brantford’s nicest areas are the projects
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A city in Ontario so dangerous you’d think it was an American ghetto. One of the few cities where you aren’t safe anywhere within its borders. Lots of murder, rape, gangs, assault, drugs, alcohol, robberies, theft and just general violent/property crimes to the highest of levels. Imagine if white trash rednecks moved to the ghetto that is the city in a nutshell. Blight and poverty is also extreme as seen by the many ghettos wherever you go. But they the heroine is cheap!
Brantford is a place that you don’t go to even if you need to.
by Thugfuhlyfe June 10, 2023
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Brantford is best described as the 24/7 purge. You can do whatever you want there and you won’t get arrested, even if the cops see it. More people open carrying than in Texas and more people shooting each other than Compton. What an awful place, I’m not sure how people live there
in Brantford you can ask anyone for fentanyl and you’ll get hooked up
by StayStrapped1 December 17, 2021
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Brantford

A city in Ontario, which is Canada’s equivalent of Detroit. Everyone is poor, white, and have criminal records. The ones that don’t have a record just haven’t been caught yet - and they won’t because the police force is corrupt, lazy, and underfunded. You will see an equal amount of cigarette butts and bullet casings on the ground. There is no “nice” part of the city. Don’t bother owning anything here, it will get stolen. You could get away with murder here, and most people do. Want to live here? Go for it! It’s cheap unlike anywhere else, but you only get two living options: the projects or the ghetto. There’s a reason Gretzky left!
If you come to Brantford and don’t hear gunshots and sirens, congratulations! You just became a part of history!
Person 1: Wow! Brantford really must like firework shows! I can hear them all day long!
Person 2: Right… fireworks
by Fightclub31 November 11, 2021
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Brantford

A shit city in southern Ontario that borders Hamilton and Cambridge.

It is the only city in Canada that, at one point in the history of its existence, has held the number one spot in every single category of crime.

The locals are intolerant and violent to anyone who is not a heterosexual white person, and meth is more commonly found in people’s systems than milk is. Housing prices are lower than anywhere else and for good reason.

Windsor and Scarborough (Toronto) seem like Disney world compared to this dumpster fire of a city. I don’t know how people inhabit this region
I went to Brantford once and saw a shirtless man carrying a handgun, smoking a cigarette, and drinking alcohol out of a bag while walking his Pit bull with a chain. Everyone then proceeded to stare at me in my suit and my car that was still on four wheels because I was considered the unusual one
by WindsorLocal42424242255 November 14, 2021
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Brantford is a city in southern Ontario Canada. Wayne Gretzky is from here, but that’s the only positive thing coming from this terrible town. It has the highest violent crime, highest property crime, highest drug use rate, and highest poverty rate in Canada. The schools also rank the lowest in the country (based on EQAO scores). Police force is underfunded and so are schools. It’s white, ghetto, and dangerous. The girls nowadays are also whores and get pregnant as teens.
by Hockeyfuck September 30, 2022
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