A city in Ontario so dangerous you’d think it was an American ghetto. One of the few cities where you aren’t safe anywhere within its borders. Lots of murder, rape, gangs, assault, drugs, alcohol, robberies, theft and just general violent/property crimes to the highest of levels. Imagine if white trash rednecks moved to the ghetto that is the city in a nutshell. Blight and poverty is also extreme as seen by the many ghettos wherever you go. But they the heroine is cheap!
by Thugfuhlyfe June 10, 2023
Get the Brantfordmug. Brantford is a fun city in Ontario that resides outside of the GTA. Murder, assault, theft, drug use, and tape are all activities that the locals love to do here! They especially take pride in their murder rate as they often get to compete with Thunder Bay for who claims the top spot in Canada each year as a friendly competition! The citizens here also love minorities as shown by their extremely high hate crime rate! Their women are also quite fun! If you’re lonely and in need of a friend, pay the ones standing on the corners to hop in your stolen car and hangout with you for an hour! Oh, I almost forgot, they city has fireworks displays every night, just listen and you’ll here it anywhere you are! I can never seem to find them when I look up though……
Are you white, violent, poor, uneducated, intolerant, and a redneck? Brantford is the city for you! Houses start at a rate of $5.79, a pack of cigarettes, and a bottle of booze!
by Monster truck1 December 12, 2021
Get the Brantfordmug. Brantford is A city beside Hamilton in southern Ontario. It is known for its high crime rates, high poverty rate, and high drug use. The lack of policing, money, and it’s surplus of drugs that can be found on any street corner contribute to the majority of the violence in the city. Calling it blue collar would be an insult to blue collar towns. At the time of writing, it currently holds the top spots for homicides and fentanyl induced hospital visits in Canada. It’s also one of the few cities in the entire world that doesn’t have a safe neighbourhood as they have all been polluted by the products of the many ghettos and the many projects
by LocalBrantfordTrash December 22, 2021
Get the Brantfordmug. A city in Ontario, which is Canada’s equivalent of Detroit. Everyone is poor, white, and have criminal records. The ones that don’t have a record just haven’t been caught yet - and they won’t because the police force is corrupt, lazy, and underfunded. You will see an equal amount of cigarette butts and bullet casings on the ground. There is no “nice” part of the city. Don’t bother owning anything here, it will get stolen. You could get away with murder here, and most people do. Want to live here? Go for it! It’s cheap unlike anywhere else, but you only get two living options: the projects or the ghetto. There’s a reason Gretzky left!
If you come to Brantford and don’t hear gunshots and sirens, congratulations! You just became a part of history!
If you come to Brantford and don’t hear gunshots and sirens, congratulations! You just became a part of history!
Person 1: Wow! Brantford really must like firework shows! I can hear them all day long!
Person 2: Right… fireworks…
Person 2: Right… fireworks…
by Fightclub31 November 11, 2021
Get the Brantfordmug. A shit city in southern Ontario that borders Hamilton and Cambridge.
It is the only city in Canada that, at one point in the history of its existence, has held the number one spot in every single category of crime.
The locals are intolerant and violent to anyone who is not a heterosexual white person, and meth is more commonly found in people’s systems than milk is. Housing prices are lower than anywhere else and for good reason.
Windsor and Scarborough (Toronto) seem like Disney world compared to this dumpster fire of a city. I don’t know how people inhabit this region
It is the only city in Canada that, at one point in the history of its existence, has held the number one spot in every single category of crime.
The locals are intolerant and violent to anyone who is not a heterosexual white person, and meth is more commonly found in people’s systems than milk is. Housing prices are lower than anywhere else and for good reason.
Windsor and Scarborough (Toronto) seem like Disney world compared to this dumpster fire of a city. I don’t know how people inhabit this region
I went to Brantford once and saw a shirtless man carrying a handgun, smoking a cigarette, and drinking alcohol out of a bag while walking his Pit bull with a chain. Everyone then proceeded to stare at me in my suit and my car that was still on four wheels because I was considered the unusual one
by WindsorLocal42424242255 November 14, 2021
Get the Brantfordmug. Brantford is best described as the 24/7 purge. You can do whatever you want there and you won’t get arrested, even if the cops see it. More people open carrying than in Texas and more people shooting each other than Compton. What an awful place, I’m not sure how people live there
by StayStrapped1 December 17, 2021
Get the Brantfordmug. The worst city in North America. It often gets compared to Windsor and as a resident of Windsor we find this offensive. Our city has its problems but it’s nothing like Brantford. It’s much poorer, dirtier, dangerous. It has a higher number of crimes than we do and we have more than 2x their population! At least we try!
by Repreprepwindsor December 1, 2021
Get the brantfordmug.