A form of religion, but instead of praying to Jesus Christ, you pray to Brandon Urie from panic! at the disco. Because he is god.
X: What religion are you into?
Y: me? I am into brandonism
X: Branwhat?
Y: *reads the definition*
X: I am interested
Y: me? I am into brandonism
X: Branwhat?
Y: *reads the definition*
X: I am interested
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When a friend spews more bullshit than that Linda Blair in the Exorcist, but enough data is discernable to make out the "real truth"
Brandon said "I lost 40 pounds in the last two months from only getting one hour of sleep per night and eating only two saltines per day, since that's all i can keep down." translation from Brandonese to English: I'm still fat as fuck and although i supposedly joined the best fucking gym in the universe, I will have Pussy dripping off me in no time! uhhhh yeah, i see that happening.
by The Bootjacker May 5, 2011
Get the Brandonese mug.when there is someone who is always happy and joyful, and you spend too much time around them, that person begins to absorb your happiness and leave you depressed and unhappy, while that person uses your happiness for themself.
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Get the brandonitis mug.The best couple ever. If u have a friend named leanna then GET TOGETHER WITH HER. She is gonna be the best girlfriend ever she really likes brandon!!
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"You brandonized that meeting, everyone was eating out of your hands"
"You brandonized that meeting, everyone was eating out of your hands"
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