Brandonite

A man with an extremely inflated ego who thinks he can pull any women but is often 5’7 and shorter.

Girl #1: Dude, that brandonite was all over me and made me kiss him!
Girl #2: Gross, he is such a brandonite he’s literally shorter than you.

by giardonite August 31, 2022

Brandons Mother

Brandon Smiths mother is a MILFF ❤

Brandon's mother has a big batty which makes Brandons mother milf

by Lukeconnolly October 19, 2022

Bible Brandishing

While raising your hands during worship, revealing your conceal carry to the congregation.

Bruh, I didn't know Josiah carried, he is straight up Bible Brandishing right now.

by BrokenDentures December 24, 2022

Brandonese

When a friend spews more bullshit than that Linda Blair in the Exorcist, but enough data is discernable to make out the "real truth"

Brandon said "I lost 40 pounds in the last two months from only getting one hour of sleep per night and eating only two saltines per day, since that's all i can keep down." translation from Brandonese to English: I'm still fat as fuck and although i supposedly joined the best fucking gym in the universe, I will have Pussy dripping off me in no time! uhhhh yeah, i see that happening.

by The Bootjacker May 5, 2011

Russel Brandishing

holding forth pseudo-politically

Your propensity for verbosity cannot conceivably dissimulate your shallow Russel Brandishing, Dick.

by Es dK Chuckspear November 21, 2014

brandonitis

when there is someone who is always happy and joyful, and you spend too much time around them, that person begins to absorb your happiness and leave you depressed and unhappy, while that person uses your happiness for themself.

i have brandonitis i think im going to kill myself.

by nikilikilala December 17, 2008

Brandonize

To influence, meditate or alter a situation or outcome in ones favor in a clandestine way.

To make a series of suggestions to a group so when they meet they all come to the same conclusion. The one you planted.

"You brandonized that meeting, everyone was eating out of your hands"

by alovelyman October 31, 2011