Braidon is a nice guy at first. He's for sure attractive as hell, but he can also be a dick when you get to know him. Never send any personal pics to a Braidon, as he will just show all his friends and brag about it. You can be friends with him, because he's mostly a great guy, but don't get to close to this guy.
Girl 1: Oh my god, did you see that dude? He's a sexy god!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's definitely a looker, but don't get to close. He's a Braidon and will just brag about it if you suck him off
Girl 2: Yeah, he's definitely a looker, but don't get to close. He's a Braidon and will just brag about it if you suck him off
by GuyNamedBraidon May 16, 2018
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Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.
Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.
by dudehigh5 March 31, 2008
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Get the Braidon mug.a crazy lunatic that doesn't leave girls alone and tends to be a stalker and never leave their side. everyone hates him and wants to punch him in the face. he thinks that he's the shit. he also thinks he can make fun of anyone but if they make fun of him he has to go crazy.
everyone: ugh jake branson is coming to the party
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.
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