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brabies

A viral social disease that causes an immediate desire to reproduce. This virus is transmitted by a variety of vectors, including exposure to children's playgrounds, visits by nieces and nephews, reality television, glossy magazines, nagging parents.

Signs and symptoms: cooing, wistful staring at small hats and gloves, reading books of names, aversion to latex...
"Dude, I dodged a bullet, after we broke up the ex got a mean case of brabies and now she's knocked up."

"I'm avoiding that brabid dude, I'd prefer to be mobile for the next two years."
by friendsbackeast October 18, 2009
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Dirty Braiden

Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body
It was crazy my guy I pulled a dirty Braiden last night
by Butt_cheeck_clapper April 3, 2020
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Brabeaner

Brazilian born guy with dreadlocks, sometimes called a beaner by his girlfriend, possibly as a term of endearment.

The brabeaner is defined by his everlasting love for the Floritexafornian, which is often followed by ForeverEVER.
"Man, I wish I was a brabeaner.."

Pete: Yeah me too, but I don't care because I work at Subway.
Cletus: Man I wish I was a brabeaner.
Pete: Me too man, but I work at Subway so it's all good.
by KRocKK January 4, 2010
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bradberry

(n) a stupid person/idiot

as popularized by h3h3productions on youtube in a reaction to Moe and Ethan Bradbury.
Somebody who buys a used iPhone on craigslist for $550 is a bradberry.
by milos4n6 July 28, 2016
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Brabbage

When a fart smells like boiled cabbage or is extremely loud.
Boyfriend: Brrrrrrp

Girlfriend: Sort your brabbage out now! It smells so bad!
by Desley April 4, 2020
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braider

When they love to braider each other's pubes in their free time. Whatever their hairstyle on top is, you just know what down there looks like. Even if there's a ribbon or bow.
the braiders. Eg ss
by braider4life April 5, 2023
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pussy braids

when you grow out your bush so long you can braid it
person one: did you bang that chick last night?
person two: i was gonna but then i saw her pussy braids and backed out
person one:thats hot af
person two:you need jesus
by your moms diack January 25, 2014
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