bowser

Similar in fashion to the "minger," a bowser describes a woman who is quite unattractive to the eyes and causes pain upon viewing.

"Shit Dawg. That is one hell of a bowser that just walked by. My eyes are bleeding."

by Assbag McJizzle May 13, 2005

Bowser

Basically just a fat ugly girl.
Also a fat ugly girl that is cranky and thinks she is smokin hot.

Most of the time, a bowser is the disgusting obese friend(girl) that tags along with a mega-hottie.

Man 1: "Duudee! You see that hottie over there?!?! I HAVE to hook up with her tonight!"

Man 2: "Ya man but look at her friend. If you get with that Dime, that means im stuck with the bowser!"

The next morning...

Man 2: "Fuck mann! You owe me BIG TIME!!!

by Dyno-Mike! March 26, 2009

Bowser

An alcoholic drink. Half Fireball Whiskey (or any other cinnamon whiskey) and Half Sprite. It gets its name from the fact that the character Bowser shoots 'fireballs' from his mouth and Bowser is a character from a videogame which means that he has a 'sprite'.

Yes, I would like a Bowser please. I am really in the mood for something with cinnamon in it.

by Zephry December 23, 2013

Bowser

1. A cross of a turtle and a dinosaur.

2. A person who is a fat ass and kiddnaps princesses as a hobby.

1. That turtle and dinosaur had a baby bowser!

2. Princesses Toadstool, Zelda, and Bubblegum were all kiddnapped by a bowser!

by pooploser64 January 13, 2013

Bowser

A fire breathing turtle that somehow always gets his ass kicked by an Italian plumber. He also is sexually obsessed with princess Peach to the point where he'll capture her hundreds of times, even if he knows he'll end up getting an ass whoopin' every time.

Peach: "Why do you always capture me? You know Mario is just gonna kick your ass again like he always does."
Bowser: "Shut up, maybe this time it will be different."

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

Bowser

A derogatory term used to lash out at those who dislike the conventional girl-next-door.

Person A: I'm not really a Lindsay Lohan fan-
Person B: I'LL BOWSER YO ASS

by Mario Party April 7, 2007

Bowser

n.An individual who blocks or attempts to block another from mating with the object of affection. Origins are the classic Mario video games where the Bowser character would prevent Mario from rescuing and procreating with the Princess.

"Dude, I almost made it with that chick until you told her I had AIDS. You're a total Bowser."

by Bobby Two-tone August 5, 2008