Bootanising

Scrutinising a female booty, to excessive degrees, for the purpose of evaluating whether you would have sex with her.

I've been bootanising that waitress for the last half hour. Let me tell you, I would crawl over hot coals and broken glass to hear her shit pipe fart through a walkie talkie. Her ass is that fine!

by Lord of the clackers July 2, 2014

Brian Boitano

A well recognized and accomplished U.S. Figure Skater. He is also known for his miraculous feat of setting the world record for the number of spicy chicken wings eaten in one hour (Avagadro's Number of chicken wings).

Person #1 to Brian Boitano: Don't eat those chicken wings Brian!!! They're spicy!!

*one hour passes*

Person #2: I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.

I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!!

by The Vindicator of the Damned August 11, 2008

boutavee

A monster of sexyness beyond your wildest dreams.

I want to put whip cream on Boutavees boobies

by guy1236479097654 April 10, 2009

Butanna

word meaning "whore" in Italian

Look at that "butanna", she's all over him....change your clothes...you look like a "butanna"...

by Partypal November 29, 2009

Boutonniere

French for "Booty is near"

Barney: Robin, did you know that "Boutonniere" is French for "booty is near?"...True story.

Robin: Did you know "Barney" is French for "sad little guy who works way too hard to get laid?"

by Vronsky November 22, 2010

botany

Botany is the scientific study of plants, plant organisms, and how they function. Most botany majors in college either continue on to receive a masters or Ph.D. in botany or go on to med or pharmacy school.

Joe was a botanist for a while, and then decided to get his pharmaceutical license.

by Matt April 29, 2005

Brian Boitano

A magical superhero iceskater man. His many heroic feats include

1. Doing two salchows AND a triple lutz, while wearing a blindfold.
2. Using his magical firebreath to defeat evil grizzly bears in the Alps and save the maidens fair.
3. Travelling through time to the year 3010, in order to defeat the evil robot king, and save the human race again.

"What Would Brian Boitano Do?" --Stan Marsh, "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut"

by bottles98 December 28, 2005