you broke it, you bought it

When you break something in a store, then they make you pay for it.

I got a bill from the store after I accidentally drove through the front door! The letter said you broke it, you bought it.

by yes juanito yes November 25, 2016

Built not Bought

A phrase used by car enthusiasts. It means the current owner of the car in question has paid for and/or done all the work to it themselves, rather than buying it pre-modified or renovated by a previous owner. This commands great respect by fellow enthusiasts.

My Chevrolet is built not bought

by YourAHarryWizard August 13, 2019

Bought a GM

Mafia expression for "He was met with a sudden and violent death".

"Hey, did any of you see Vinny? He went to Queens 2 days ago."
"Nah, Vinny bought a GM. He's gone."
"Oh, OK. Fuggedaboutit."
"Let's eat some pasta, my wife made this."

by Lothario the Scandalous June 5, 2014

boughen

When one drops a fart and stinks the room out

smells like a boughen

by chelsea for life May 13, 2005

I just bought broccoli lol

Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.

Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!

Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!

by I Define The Internet April 14, 2010

Bought Out

Owning someone or something. Alternate definition of GETTING OWNED

Damn, your car just got BOUGHT OUT by that truck that rear ended you.

by Bought you OUT December 23, 2008

Bought Air

Air that has been heated by a heater or cooled by an air-conditioner. Since it costs money to run a heater or an air-conditioner, the air is bought.

Close the door! You're letting the bought air out!

by electricalparade May 4, 2020