buffing the bat

1. Slang for "polishing one's awards".

2. Masturbation

Rory was really buffing the bat in that meeting.

by Debbles May 6, 2006

boffing

Having sex.
British in orgin.

I boffed the girl I met at the club real good.

by tom sawyer June 4, 2005

buffing the little trombone

when an obliging and well endowed lady performs a simultaneous rimjob and titwank on a grateful gentleman

Whilst waiting for the next patient to arrive, the anaesthetist was most grateful to the scrub nurse who had removed her top and his trousers, and was buffing the little trombone with vigour.

by illustriousbob December 10, 2011

The Buffing System

The system is which oral sex is conducted normally on a male but with certain provisons a female may be done. The oral sex is done when a girl or guy wrapps there tongue aroung the penis and slowly caresses the girth and length of the male or females shaft.

Male: Goose you going to buddies house today?

Goose: Yes of course, Buddies Advocate style.

Male: Oh I would say I sense The Buffing System coming into play, but you cant get shit so.

by The Flori$t June 24, 2012

Pillow Buffing

When a man lies naked on his couch, not yet sexually aroused but proceeds to cross his legs around a pillow and lightly grind on it.

Yeah dude, I totally walked in on Francesco pillow buffing.

by terriblepseudonym April 8, 2013

Bluffing Butthole

When one goes to shit, but only farts.

I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.

by Taint Tap November 24, 2010

Buffing

Buffing is to have playful sex, Its fun, light hearted and cheeky.

I met Nigel last night we endded up buffing!!!
Buffing him was the best thing I have ever done..

by Mopsey13 July 29, 2010