(Also known as Boston Cream Cake and Banana Cream Pie) Boston Cream Pie is a phrase meant for declaring that you have been interrupted while telling a story. The relation between the food and the situation (although weak) is that someone was being interrupted by someone who wanted to talk about pie all the time.
"So anyways, I was went up to her and I-"
"Dude, hold on I need to take this call."
"And then I went back to my room so I could-"
"Would you like a refill of your Sprite sir?"
"Hey, wanna hear something funny?"
"I'm hungry, I'm gonna go grab some food."
"......I guess not..."
These are the situations in which the person interrupted should say:
"Boston Cream Pie"
"Dude, hold on I need to take this call."
"And then I went back to my room so I could-"
"Would you like a refill of your Sprite sir?"
"Hey, wanna hear something funny?"
"I'm hungry, I'm gonna go grab some food."
"......I guess not..."
These are the situations in which the person interrupted should say:
"Boston Cream Pie"
by Scot Taylor January 11, 2009

When Gronk is fucking Tom Brady’s ass but of course he’s wearing a condom because it’s safer that way. But then he’s super excited and he is about to come! He takes the condom off and spikes it super hard on the ground then comes inside Tom’s ass. Tom complains because it’s not part of his diet and the TB12 way. But those are the breaks with a Boston cream pie!
Gronk celebrated the super bowl victory by dropping a Boston cream pie inside the best QB of all time (GOAT).
by Tomgronk October 2, 2021

by Metalbish February 7, 2022

“Hey Pahkah (Parker), I want you to paint my insides.”
Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”
I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.
Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”
I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.
by The Real Sputnik May 25, 2022

The application of semen to a homosexual football player. Most commonly done whilst the victim (Duggy) is sleeping.
by casadyrules6969696969 May 9, 2022

When we were in Mexico my girlfriend passed out on the beach and I totally gave her a Boston cream pie
by Herpesislove October 5, 2022

Jack: I had some Boston Cream Pie today.
Robert: Boston Cream Pie is not a food it's a-
Jack: Shut up Incel
Robert: Boston Cream Pie is not a food it's a-
Jack: Shut up Incel
by Oklahoma_Man April 26, 2022
