guy 1:wtf happened to your ipad, its broken in half and the screen is melted!
guy 2:dude, long story short, its fu**in borked.
guy 2:dude, long story short, its fu**in borked.
by Dj pancake August 28, 2010
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Get the Borney mug.Particular to the Sanford, FL location. This term relates to the nature in which a majority the locale's aesthetic appearance is unkempt, down-trodden, or ghetto. The term has been used for generations among the Sanford residents to describe themselves and their area inhabitance.
Function: adjective
Man, you just a broke - busted – bokey - bitch!
Function: noun
I stay over in Bokey, off 13th street. Where u stay at?
Man, you just a broke - busted – bokey - bitch!
Function: noun
I stay over in Bokey, off 13th street. Where u stay at?
by Anony mouus August 15, 2007
Get the bokey mug.Something is "borked" when it doesn't work correctly or misbehaves, generally due to negligence by the person(s) that are responsible for it.
Etymology: Combine one part "broken" and one part Swedish Chef and you get "borked."
Etymology: Combine one part "broken" and one part Swedish Chef and you get "borked."
by gfm November 18, 2004
Get the borked mug.A typically angry person who hates you, black people, and basically anyone who isn't himself. Has a strong affinity towards pentagrams. Also known to be straightedge and carry a knife and/or gun. Commonly enjoys brutality, and has an unnatural ability to find random, obscene images using google image search. Especially enjoys finding outstanding examples of African-American culture.
Typical behavior usually includes avoidance of ever doing laundry, wearing clothes that are far too small, and being generally abusive towards anyone and anything. Also rumored to be a sub-par gamer. Can sometimes be seen wearing a grill featuring the Star of David. Behavior strongly influenced by Chingy, Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis, Where Da Gol At, and Nazi Germany.
Musical taste generally includes hardcore, R. Kelly, Kelly Clarkson, Miss Peaches, David Bowie, Hebrew Crunk, and Trick Daddy, among others.
Common catch phrases include the following:
"You don't know me!"
"Yo, I know skunks."
"You're so drunk."
"Fuck you."
Typical behavior usually includes avoidance of ever doing laundry, wearing clothes that are far too small, and being generally abusive towards anyone and anything. Also rumored to be a sub-par gamer. Can sometimes be seen wearing a grill featuring the Star of David. Behavior strongly influenced by Chingy, Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis, Where Da Gol At, and Nazi Germany.
Musical taste generally includes hardcore, R. Kelly, Kelly Clarkson, Miss Peaches, David Bowie, Hebrew Crunk, and Trick Daddy, among others.
Common catch phrases include the following:
"You don't know me!"
"Yo, I know skunks."
"You're so drunk."
"Fuck you."
Person 1: "Man, what is that guy's problem?"
Person 2: "Don't mind him, it's just Berkeypile."
Marshall: "Hey Berkeypile, what's goin on?"
Berkeypile: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM."
"Berkeypile was supposed to come over tonight, but he decided to stay home when he heard Jon was going to be here, too."
"Berkeypile is the man."
Person 2: "Don't mind him, it's just Berkeypile."
Marshall: "Hey Berkeypile, what's goin on?"
Berkeypile: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM."
"Berkeypile was supposed to come over tonight, but he decided to stay home when he heard Jon was going to be here, too."
"Berkeypile is the man."
by Ethnic Cleansing November 1, 2007
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