coon boots

Bare feet. Referring to coons inability to afford footwear.

I was too lazy to find my shoes so i just wore my coon boots.

by Neville Bonner Sr. January 15, 2008

cool boots

adj. The state of something being very cool and agreeable.

Hanging out with those hippies certainly was cool boots for the time being but their cult-like tendencies really freaked me out.

by Kaworu June 30, 2004

too cool for my boots

feeling superior to bootwear

Mom: hey hunny go get your winter boots on its snowing
son: "moooom no but i'm too cool for my boots"

by ilyatinycdai December 17, 2019

too cool for my boots

i got in a car accident once becaue my dad was a drunk and i had to get my feet amputated so now i dont have feet and i hat my dad

tommy: why are you too cool for your boots jimmy?
jimmy: because im too cool for my boots tommy.

by ilyatinycdai December 17, 2019

coot boot

to kick a female in the cooter.

"After she slapped me i gave her a good coot boot."

by Fenske2009 February 19, 2009

coon boots

Most likely the style of shoes used to hunt coons.

Hey reggie, grab them there coon boots, lets hunt us some coons!

by racistmonkey03 July 4, 2011

Cooter Boot

A swift to the vaginal area.

I cooter booted her in my defense.

by Haru16 August 18, 2016