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Boobs

Boobs are a woman's breasts.

They secrete milk after pregnancy, and tend to be very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.

Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.

Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
Guy 1: Women's boobs ensure that humans continue to survive and thrive.

Guy 2: No kidding, the first time Emma showed me her boobs I couldn't stop smiling for a whole week.
by Emperor Shao Kahn July 16, 2019
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boobshelf

A large set of breasts that stick out far beyond the body, so that the woman who owns them can not see her feet. A boobshelf often catches spilt food, leaving stains on clothing, often along the cleavage line. Boobshelves can be useful for laying plates while scooping food into your mouth or resting books for comfortable reading.
My boobshelf is so big, it hangs over the table when I eat. I am constantly cleaning food stains off of my shirts because of my boobshelf.
by Michella Bella Donatella May 10, 2006
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Boobs

Lumps on a woman's chest that tend to have a staring problem. Larger one's tend to stare more than others.
Can you please tell your boobs to stop staring at me?
by Dirty Slate January 21, 2011
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man-boobs

fatty deposits resembiling breasts (on a man)
by Rosh April 20, 2003
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boobs armada

Regiment of asshole feminist (a.k.a feminazis) taking out a walk of protest against dicks who pump them in the midnight.
Sam: Loki don't go to the park today.
Loki: Why bro?
Sam: Cause a boobs armada is passing it today.
by Bed Grammar September 20, 2016
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floobs your boobs

cool new slang for 'floats your boat'. only used by cool kids
you like mayo on your meatballs? ok whatever floobs your boobs...
by theprepertrator September 8, 2015
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Pooberty Boobs

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.
Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough
by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011
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