Bonking Screens

What TV heads do instead of kissing

TV 1: hey b did you hear that Charles was bonking screens with Jenny
TV 2: ah shit Charles is a hoe

by Burnt Lime September 17, 2017

chicken boning

The act of making an enemy hit a cuccoo and dies of a result.

I'm currently chicken boning a bokoblin.

by somerandomguy946 December 14, 2018

Boning Zone

It is the location where the magical sexual intercourse between a male and female takes place.

Joe bangs all the chicks from High School in his boning zone.

by Joe McNasty November 13, 2010

Chester Bennington

Screamer of the century.Lead vocalist of Linkin Park.
Chester Bennington is the best rock singer ever.

A very devoted person,he says tattoos are like marriage-theyre permanent.

Currently married to ex model Talinda Bentley.
He has 3 kids,all of whom play soccer.

He wears spectacles but removes them onstage.

He was a waiter,but he loves his current job so much,he even spent one birthday practising to get some chords right.

He is the latest addition to the nu metal band Linkin Park.

He has the loudest voice,and often wears white clothes that are a wee bit too tight.

Because of him,New Divide is the best metal song anyone would want to hear.

Lp fan 1.0:"dude,i got Mike Shinoda's autograph!!!"

Lp fan 2.0:"yeah so,i got Chester Bennington's!"

Lp fan 3.0:"i'm the luckiest.i got both!"

Lp fans 1.0 and 2.0:*OMG expression*

by iHEARTshialabeouf December 27, 2009

bum bonding

When you start a friendship based on gay bum sex

John and ian are on a bum bonding weekend for some hairy smelly ass sex, I hope he wears a condom or he might get pregnant

by mitch00uk April 13, 2015

dick bonging

During a blow job, it's the act of taking a hot load directly down the throat without touching the tounge.

My girlfriend said she hated the taste of cum. So I said, "try a little dick bonging honey."

by _kris10 May 2, 2015

boning the prime cut

Making love to a beautiful woman. Screwing a babe. (Usually the first time; first sexual encounter.)

Bart had flirted with Tina in the office for months. She seemed out of his league though; he probably had even placed her her on a pedestal. Yet tonight, here he was, screwing her... boning the prime cut... and she was loving it with him.

by Quinster January 31, 2008