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bonkey

(like wonky or donkey, but with a b)

adjective describing something, someone, or some place that is somehow off or wrong.

indicates that something is shady, suspicious, scuffed, broken, or generally a bit fucked.
"oh, mate, this place is feeling a bit bonkey."

"yeah, mate, i don't feel very safe in this sex dungeon anymore."

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"the hot water in the house is a bit bonkey so you'll have to fuck around with the boiler to get it to work."
by ludadrisc April 3, 2021
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The guy who’s just… there. Exists ig
"Bonkey in chat? cool"
by Nichevillian November 23, 2025
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Bonkeys

My ADHD brain tripped over itself going 100mph resulting in this epic conjugation of the words "monkey" and "balls".
"Dude, this song sucks bonkeys!"
by Moo-ey December 28, 2025
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