boner queso

A synonym for smegma. Sometimes used specifically to describe dick cheese belonging to a person of hispanic origin.

Armando: Duuuude have you seen how much boner queso Jose has? You could make a quesadilla with that shit.

Carlos: Nah mang, I'm not really into checking out other dudes dick cheese status.

by Hammer of Jesus April 5, 2017

FIFA Boner

When you're playing FIFA really well and it leads to arousal in the form of a hard-on.

Oh my god that bicycle kick was sick! I just got a massive FIFA boner.

by the sheen machine April 17, 2011

Nervous Boner

A surprise erection when least expected in an unsexual enviroment.

witnessing someone be hit by a car
funerals
the death of your neighbor
being pulled over for speeding
getting dumped by a girlfriend
falling down a flight of stairs
bad report cards
caught with drugs
these scenarios may result in a Nervous Boner

by kronic Illness February 22, 2009

Happy Boner

An erection you get from pure happiness. Completely non-sexual.

Guy 1: Dude, my girl got me Modern Warfare 2 before the release date!

Guy 2: Uhhh, check yourself dude

Guy 1: Don't worry, it's just a happy boner.

by Vhargrave April 28, 2010

bonerazzi

freelance photographers who doggedly pursue porn stars in order to take candid pictures / plural form: ‘bonerazzo’

He didn't quite achieving his goal of world-class photojournalist, but did become one of the bonerazzi.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 13, 2013

confused boner

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.

"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

by Naked Mongoose May 15, 2014

Boner McGregor

When you get an erection while trash-talking some one to their face.

Yo is that Eddie across the street jaw-jacking that other dude right up in his grill?

Sho is, and he got a Boner McGregor. That's straight gangsta!

by Irwin R. Scheister Jr. August 25, 2017