shlong bonger

Shlong bonger is a type of a dirty, cheap prostitute. Usually from the asian decent.

"Oh man that trip was sick. I fucked so many schlong bongers it was redicoulous."

" i know. Shlong bonger love is good shit"

by optimus prime. March 13, 2009

G-Bongerz

An incantation recited before those present gather around the gravity bong to stone their faces clean off.

Person 1:G-Bongerz?! (Transl: Should we take some rips off the gravity bong?)

Persons 1, 2, 3, 4, etc.: G-Bongerz!!! (Transl: Yeah, dude, let's get feckin stoooonied.)

by G-Bee McGee October 20, 2009

Bonger

A boner caused by pure rage and hatred

Last week when the team lost Stephen popped a bonger that lasted about an hour

by ?1119 October 14, 2018

Dong Bonger

A person who constantly peforms blow jobs, a slut or an idiot.

Jimmy is a dong bonger.

by mogwtfbbqu July 5, 2009

The Bongerizer

the combination of a well working vaporizor with a bong formation....this willl fuck you up

I just hit the Bongerizer and that shit wrecked my night

by mac n cheese hoes October 29, 2009

bonerology

the study of boners, durrrr

-so how was your date last night?
>it was going awesome until she started to say stuff about my boner being crooked....
-ouch, she must have majored in bonerology.
>THATS WHAT I SAID!! ... and thats when she left.

by silkymanjones August 2, 2006

schlonger bonger

Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.

Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.

by Toastor January 5, 2021