Bone melter

Any situation or person that would end an erection quickly. Picturing your grandmother naked is the original bone melter.

Man 1: "That girl is so ugly she could make a strap-on go limp"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a real bone melter"

by Paul Dick March 16, 2008

boner music

Music played in erectile dysfunction commercials. Usually some generic southern guitar jam that makes you look up, then quickly back down again because they're telling you how to "get it done".

There's always an awkward silence after the boner music stops.

by Dustybutt Jones November 28, 2010

boner maker

some one who makes your penis get hard

stephine is a boner maker

by raiders fan 63 May 29, 2009

Boner Money

Spending all your money to only be left w/ a giant boner. Money spent, usually at strip clubs, on getting a boner.

I spent all this money at the strip club only to be left w/ a giant boner. Ahh, boner money and blue balls!

by Shad Michael November 1, 2011

Schizophrenic Bone Man

A term used to describe unmedicated mentally unstable far-right extremists and internet trolls.

I am Schizophrenic Bone Man and I want to throw car batteries in the ocean, the eels need them.

by BoneBeater November 29, 2022

Boner Medicine

A prescription drug used to help men get erections. eg. Cialis or Viagra.

Is this commercial with naked old people in bath tubs trying to sell boner medicine?

by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009

Bone Meal

Bone Meal is the slang version for blissfully feeding (inserting) your engorged, throbbing, veiny member to the inviting, gaping and willing open mouth of your sexual partner (male or female) to perform fellatio.

Stan: I can't wait to get home tonight Bro!!
Carl: Why what's happening?
Stan: Carla called me and said she's ready for some Bone Meal tonight!
Carl: Sweeet Brahhhh! Make sure she gives you a Creamy Smile after the delivery!

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2014