Classic Blunders

From the part in The Princess Bride where Vizzini is telling The Man in Black why he's going to lose their battle of wits and then dies.
1- Never get involved in a land war in Asia
2- Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line

"There are two classic blunders the first is never get involved in a land war in Asia, and the second is never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!!! Ahahahaha--" death.

by unexpectedHATS October 11, 2011

butt blunder

the accidental insertion of ones penis into the anal canal of a woman during sexual intercourse .

during their first romantic interlude between gus and sue, gus performed a butt blunder, and needless to say, their session terminated quite abruptly.

by dakevster August 22, 2008

Blount

Sucker punching someone and then following that up by going Ron Artest on the crowd.

Don't throw my own smack talk back in my face or I'll go all Blount on you.

by Jones65 September 5, 2009

Blunderbust

When you're supposed to cum (bust) on a girl's face in a porno but you miss her face or can't produce any cum at all.

Director: Ok Tyrone, now imam need you to bust oh her face.
Tyrone: alright boss- (misses her face)

Director: God fucking damn it Tyrone not another blunderbust!

by RE4LITY December 14, 2016

blundercock

blundercock-one who completely lacks even the most basic of life skills. Usually refers to young males.

Can you believe that blundercock didn't know that you can't put metal in a microwave?

Yes, I can believe it. That boy is a total blundercock!

by BillyRayValentine March 18, 2019

blunderrhoea

A seemingly endless series of mistakes, gaffs, blunders & fuck-ups over a very short period of time

Respect to Marina Hyde at The Guardian for creating this word

The last couple of days saw the unforced blunderrhoea of The Leader and it's fallout, demonstrating what a full-spectrum shitshow could look like and how it also stained his supporters with the same mire

by ambi_D November 6, 2021

Bedtime Blunder

When one's roommate catches one in midst of a masturbatory act during the nighttime, caused by the fallacious assumption that the roommate will not be awakened by the sounds of shaking bedposts and heavy breathing.

Dude!... my roommate made a bedtime blunder yesterday and woke me up!

by Mr. Canyon September 5, 2006