double-blink moment

A point in time where someone says something so outrageously stupid that you have to stop, do a double-blink (*blinkblink*) and clear your poor little confused mind before you can respond. Often accompanied by a look around to be sure you are not on a hidden camera show.

"When Mel told me he was sure that the Jews had faked the Holocaust, I had a total double-blink moment."

by thecheckoutgirl January 10, 2009

dick bonk

To deliberately slap, hit or annoy a woman by smacking her on the face or head with your penis.

When your mom got out of line, I simply dick bonked that bitch to let her know.

by James Eitel September 5, 2005

Double Blink

When the person that you are talking to is so fucking stupid, that you dont have any other explanation or brain function to deal with the idiocracy.

When Jorge told Jessica that the world was flat all she did was give him a blank stare and a double blink.

by JesDBst February 11, 2019

donkey bonk

when you are poundin the fuck out of a chick from behind and when you are about to cum you pull out slam it in her ass as hard as you can and punch her in the back of the head as hard as you can to knock her out

i was having one last romp with my ex when i decided to donkey bonk that bitch

by big_smoke September 11, 2005

Doinka Boinka

A rare phrase made by 3 depressed, yet intellectual, middle school children. This phrase is used for literally anything but mainly as a war cry of the endangered species of tik tok addicts and pot heads. I ate an edible today, big mistake

Friend 1: chunga bunga

Friend 2: doinka boinka

Friend 1: bith is u high

Friend 2: m a y h a p s

by Dumb.hoe.energy February 26, 2020

Donk Bonk

A game similar to "Punch Buggy" in which players try to spot "Donks" (excessively lifted cars, especially Impalas, with gigantic wheels, outrageous paint jobs, and faux-expensive accessories). Once a player spots a Donk, he must yell "Donk Bonk!" and is permitted to punch another person near him*. Generally played while in a moving vehicle, pedestrians can play too. The creators of this game strongly advise against punching the driver in such a way that you all end up like poor, poor Ryan Dunn.

*While anyone can be brought into this game, you may want to use some discretion about bonking strangers.

('93 Monte Carlo with 35" rims and a Cookie Monster custom paint job rolls past)
Me: DONK BONK! (punches you)
You: Rats!

by Rad Cactus June 28, 2011

Don't blink

Don't blink, Blink and you're dead, don't blink. Don't turn your back, don't look away and don't blink. When you see the wheeping angels then you'll know. Don't let them inside the blue box.

The doctor said don't blink.

by Rose's daughter February 10, 2010