Definitions by big_smoke

klingons 

if you gots a hairy asshole when you wipe it after a nice big greasy shit there is some shit left behind clinging to the hair hence the name klingons

fuck i gots ta wash my ass i gots like 3 days worth of klingons circling my brownstar

klingons by big_smoke October 7, 2005

donkey bonk 

when you are poundin the fuck out of a chick from behind and when you are about to cum you pull out slam it in her ass as hard as you can and punch her in the back of the head as hard as you can to knock her out

i was having one last romp with my ex when i decided to donkey bonk that bitch

donkey bonk by big_smoke September 11, 2005