ranch blasted

Shooting your cool ropes into your woman's Hidden Valley

I hadn't cum in so long that last night I ranch blasted my girlfriend

by bácón September 2, 2022

Baja Blasted

The good-natured, almost inebriated feeling after drinking a Baja Blast from Taco Bell. Causes one to stumble, laugh, and chill in large quantities for only a couple bucks.

Tom: Dude, I wanna have fun tonight but I only have like 2 bucks

Carter: Well shit man, lets get fucking Baja Blasted!

by DaddiSqueeze September 30, 2011

Crack Boated

Used in a campaign to define a politician who previously may have used crack cocaine.

"I was crack boated by extremists"

by Scout1 January 17, 2008

Piss blasted

to harness one's stream of urin tipically requiring a penis, to dislodge any one thing or change it's intial state.

I piss blasted the reminents of that turd off the side of the toilet.

by "THE de Latour FACTOR" February 16, 2010

Flavor Blasted

Astronomically high. Same vibe as zooted but better

“Bro you good?” “Yo I’m so flavor blasted right now I’m great”

by bigboat1999 April 14, 2021

Boosted

1. Feeling off your game to the point where everything else goes wrong

2. In gaming, getting someone to raise the level of your account so you can have better stuff/play with better players.

1. Dude I completely missed that free-throw, now I'm missing everything! I'm so BOOSTED!!

2. Man, that dude sucks! He must be boosted if he's playing with us!

by TheBoostedDreamer June 23, 2016

Boosted animal

Someone who is a high rank in a game but sucks ass

Dart is gold V but doesn't know how to play in team fights and ends up feeding like a boosted animal

by Boosted Person December 28, 2016