broadsides

A game for 2 or more players, seated, attempt to hit each other with their cum. (The cum has to be launched from the penis directly, it can't be thrown).

"Boys, that's enough broadsides for one day- you'll make yourselves sore, and I've got friends coming round any minute"

by Prof. Van Halen January 13, 2004

patd boardies

A kind of alien. They have the power to suck the heterosexuality of out of every single molecular being only by touching it. Their allies are the Zetas and the Homosexual community. Their worst enemies are the FOBR boardies, also known as 'These fucking Motherfuckers'. The lower class of P!ATD Boardies can be mainly found over the Panic at the Disco Message Boards. It is important to notice that the lower class still praise the band and want to implant their progeny into the band members' belly. The upper (and smarter) class of this tribe can be found on both the Non-Panic section of the Boards and the P!ATD Boardies’ LJ community (please notice that they still use the punctuation since they consider it to be the greatest member of the group, along with Jon Jesus Walker). They usually dislike the band and would certainly use them as toilet paper supports and plastic bottle catchers, if only they weren't so fragile. Not so long ago, the Upper class was troubled because of a great conflict, known as the Great Fierce War. They ended up burning their Ruler and Dictator, Znoby the Master Chief and prohibiting the use of the 'F' word.

Overall, the Panic Boardies praise every single gay man.
Their favourite activities consist of making fun of Tokio Hotel, spamming with animu and menstruating.

boardie@lj: there's drama on our motherland involving z*nobbs
1337 patd boardies: who gives a shit?

by tralalalalala January 12, 2009

boardie

Anyone who spends a lot of time on a Postboard, and thinks they are better than everyone else on it.

Most weezer.com boardies act like they are better than everyone else on the board.

by Robyn July 30, 2003

Broadside

Before the invention of rifling in cannon barrels, only an estimated 10% of all cannonballs fired from ship based cannons actually hit their targets.

This method is often now used in dating as well as picking up chicks in a bar.
I.E. If I ask out ten different girls, statistically speaking, at least one will say yes.

Dude, Liam just broadsided the entire third floor at work and landed a hot ass blonde after getting shot down by about twenty other chicks.

by Presto223 March 14, 2011

Broadside7777

The act of being extremely skilled in every shooter game but raging upon death; the act of being friends with a furfag; the act of being extremely skilled at nearly every strategy game, yet completely unable to see a tank the size of a city block sneaking up on it's base;

Wow that Broadside7777 just went 34-3 and is still crying about me

by Rammsteinxsf July 11, 2010

Eton Broadsides

As every schoolboy knows, the game of Broadsides originated in the bedrooms of Eton. The inventor's name and the date of invention are both sadly lost to history, but school disciplinary records include references to the game as far back as 1820.
The term 'Eton Broadsides' refers to a particular set of rules for the game, which differ from the standard IFBP rules in that extra points may be scored by shots that hit specified parts of the court ('bedposts'). They are not widely played outside Eton (and a select few other English public schools) since they require a court built to exacting specifications.

His background in Eton Broadsides lets him approach shots from a completely different angle, making him a formidable opponent.

by Rick O'Shay February 12, 2004

barside manner

manner or conduct of a bartender, when waiting on customers.

That bartender hasn't acknowledged me since I've sat down. What bad barside manner!

by JenDanielle November 13, 2011