when giving a blumpy the reciever (or blumpeé) donkey punches the blumper (the giver). When they're out cold, the blumpeé turns around and takes a dump inside they're mouth. when the blumper wakes up it is fun to see how long it takes for them to realise what is in their mouth isn't what it was a few seconds ago.
NB: do not donkey punch while the penis is in their mouth beacuse getting knocked out forces you to bite down hard.
NB: do not donkey punch while the penis is in their mouth beacuse getting knocked out forces you to bite down hard.
last night it took jane 30 seconds to realise she was giving des a reverse blumpy.
last night i didnt know i was giving a reverse blumpy cos it tasted the same.
last night i didnt know i was giving a reverse blumpy cos it tasted the same.
by Des Walker September 25, 2006
Basically a modified version of the blumpy.
A Princeton Blumpy is when someone (person A) performs oral sex on someone else (person B) who is having a bowel movement and there is someone (person C) who is getting "pooped" on (usually the face). However, half way through this act, person C will slowly move their face up to the sphincter of person B until they eventually reach the sphincter and then "cork it"(stopping the further flow of feces by blocking the sphincter with the tongue).
However, if the person's tongue can not hold the pressure of the flow of feces and they pull away their tongue, the fecal matter that escapes in this "explosion" is known as "The Koprek Kannon"
A Princeton Blumpy is when someone (person A) performs oral sex on someone else (person B) who is having a bowel movement and there is someone (person C) who is getting "pooped" on (usually the face). However, half way through this act, person C will slowly move their face up to the sphincter of person B until they eventually reach the sphincter and then "cork it"(stopping the further flow of feces by blocking the sphincter with the tongue).
However, if the person's tongue can not hold the pressure of the flow of feces and they pull away their tongue, the fecal matter that escapes in this "explosion" is known as "The Koprek Kannon"
Steve: "So what did you, Amanda, and Reginald do last night?"
Roger: "Well, we tried out The Princeton Blumpy"
Steve:"oh...did the kannon happen?"
Roger:"Nope"
Roger: "Well, we tried out The Princeton Blumpy"
Steve:"oh...did the kannon happen?"
Roger:"Nope"
by shea April 29, 2004
First the babay shits in the girl's pussy then as he is doing this the girl does an extroadanarily hard position to sock the little boys cock while it's crapping. Then they start rolling on the ground preferrably down a large hill.
:1st person:I Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little baby yesterday.:2nd person:What.
:1st: Yeah Alligator Alabama Baby Brother Blumpkin Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little kid.:2nd: Wtf is that? 1st Person: Well it's when (Recites defenition):2nd:I don't think we can see each other any more:1st: Your jealous.
:1st: Yeah Alligator Alabama Baby Brother Blumpkin Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little kid.:2nd: Wtf is that? 1st Person: Well it's when (Recites defenition):2nd:I don't think we can see each other any more:1st: Your jealous.
by Justin Carter February 27, 2007
similar to the princeton blumpy, someone (person A) performs oral sex on someone else (person B) who has had too much to drink is making out with someone else (person C). However, half way through this act, person B will throw up on person C's face into who will then "cork it" by sealing their mouths together (stopping the further flow of vomit by blocking the exit with the tongue).
barb: dude! i did the bacchus blumpy last night.
joise: what like the princeton blumpy?
barb: yeah, but on the other end with alcohol.
joise: what like the princeton blumpy?
barb: yeah, but on the other end with alcohol.
by q;wojb;e January 28, 2024
similar to the princeton blumpy, someone (person A) performs oral sex on someone else (person B) who has had too much to drink is making out with someone else (person C). However, half way through this act, person B will throw up on person C's face into who will then "cork it" by sealing their mouths together (stopping the further flow of vomit by blocking the exit with the tongue).
barb: dude! i did the bacchus blumpy last night.
joise: what like the princeton blumpy?
barb: yeah, but on the other end with alcohol.
joise: what like the princeton blumpy?
barb: yeah, but on the other end with alcohol.
by q;wojb;e January 28, 2024
“Let’s go to the cemetery. We can go munting and maybe even get a dead blumpy.”
“I don’t know, since last time we left a pile of shit and bust all over a dead body.”
“I don’t know, since last time we left a pile of shit and bust all over a dead body.”
by TheBlumpyKing January 21, 2025
“You best be givin' me a reversed blumpy dawg!" said Micky as he was dumping in the middle of working.
by Blumpy Abuser February 01, 2025