bluetooth

Function: verb
To pretend to be on a bluetooth headset after you speak at the wrong time. Can also occur when one person doesn't want to talk to the other.

Guy 1: Did you ever meet my mom?
Guy 2: OOOHHH YEAH I DID, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!
Guy 1: She passed away last weekend.
Guy 2: ... AWESOME!! Yeah, I'll be there.
Guy 1: Wait... what?
Guy 2: Ok, bye - Sorry, were you saying something? I was on my bluetooth.

by Haydeng January 11, 2008

bluetooth attack

verb(or noun)
The act of searching bluetooth devices in a public place, then finding available devices and sending a random device contacts containg inappropriate or hateful comments or funny pictures/media.

1. When me and Joe were in the airport we sat in a busy terminal to find some devices to Bluetooth Attack.

2. I freaked out when i got Bluetooth Attacked with a picture of somones ass.

by Spencer S. Righteous December 9, 2008

bluetooth

A type of homeless person that walks around talking and/or shouting at him/herself, because they appear to be talking on a bluetooth headset.

Bluetooth: *mumbles/shouts incoherently to self*
Mark: Damn, check out the bluetooth over there!

by Knight of Bars November 7, 2007

Bluetooth On

When your teacher makes you turn on Bluetooth on your device so they can monitor your screen

Mrs. Comer-Jaworski always told us to make sure we have our Bluetooth on

by Randy Cochran October 18, 2018

bluetooth douche

A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.

The bluetooth douche at Red Lobster was annoying everyone with his inane chatter.

by bukkake the porno clown December 28, 2006

Pwnage by Bluetooth

When you are standing next to somebody either in an Elevator, Checkout Lane, or Bar etc. and they answer their phone via Bluetooth and then you respond.

(In an Elevator a guy walks in)

Stranger: Hey, Whats Up?
You: Not much, just glad the days over....
*Stranger Looks at you like you an idiot*
Stranger: Yea, I will grab some milk on my way home.
You: (Mentally) Crap, he had a fucking Bluetooth and wasn't talking to me. I hope no one noticed. That was severe pwnage by Bluetooth

by RedWhiteandDead December 28, 2007

Nick Bluetooth

The main character from Galidor: Defenders of the Outer Dimension. Stronger then Thanos, and even Chuck Norris. Can Glinch his appendages to match those of alien creatures.

Sam: "If you could be a super hero, who would you be?"
Me: "Obviously Nick Bluetooth, who else is even an option?"

by Seattle Stupor June 10, 2021