BLORTH

A homosexual who loves teh cock.

You're so BLORTH.

Stop being so BLORTH.

by BLORTH March 17, 2005

BLORTH

The faggotiest fag to ever sail the seven colons. He appears in many sentences such as:
<&BLORTH> I LOVE GAY PORN

No one likes BLORTH, but he gets boners from all men and she-males so he sticks around anyway just to beat off to your name.

Quit being gay. You're so gay, that I think you're on the verge of being BLORTH gay.

by Elmdor March 17, 2005

Borph

The act of putting vaseline in a sandwich bag, sticking it between a mattress and inserting ones penis until ejaculation. Also known as “matress n baggie”.

“Oh man i cant wait to get home and borph.”
“Now is not a good time mom im borphing”

by VapeGod_23_69 August 13, 2018

blorp

The sound a cat makes right at the point of expelling a lodged hairball. Usually, the lodged hairball is accompanied by a massive amount of cat vomit. Not to be confused with the hacking required to bring the hairball to the point of expulsion.

My cat blorped on the carpet! Cat: hack, cough, sneeze, choke, hack, BLORP!

by FWCO March 10, 2008

blorch

to Vomit or throw up. also a noun referring to vomit

I ate so much I think I might blorch! (or) Dude, Alan just got sick, be careful not to slip in that blorch puddle.

by cliffandkendall April 15, 2010

Blorch

A planet home to the slaughtering rat people. Was eventually turned into a Parking Structure Planet.

Having successfully conquered Earth alone, Zim was assigned to Blorch in Operation Impending Doom III due to his retardedness.

by dj gs68 August 14, 2003

borphan

A kid who's parents have died and he won't stop going on about it, to the point where all his friends are bored.

Harry Potter is such a borphan.

by morphin July 14, 2011