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blobcat

1. A very very fat cat; the smaller the head the better. Generally unreceptive to hugs, pets, or loving of any kind. Although they appear to be content to simply sit and be rotund, blobcats secretly love affection

2. A student in the field of philosophy who enjoys paradoxes, syntax, rollicking theological debate, and very very fat cats
She tried to sit on the couch, but the blobcat covered three cushions
by Schnoo June 24, 2009
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blonch

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.
"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"
"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"
by JP tha Don December 28, 2005
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Blondability

Blondability is the annoying advantage blonde males seem to have over brunette and especially ginger males when it comes to attracting the opposite sex.
Fuck that, Mark's already pulled that bird. I guess it doesn't matter anyway; he has the blondability
by Benadam 2K9 September 27, 2009
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blonna

1. Fecal matter emitted from the anus preceded by a day of eating a pound of raw meat at every meal usu comes out as a tube of ground beef from the anus. 2. Anal meat fountain. 3. Pure shit made of meat.
1. You had better stop trying to fuck my mom because I have been eating raw meat all day. I will pin you down and blonna all over your chest.

2. I think I will conserve my food rations by taking a blonna and cooking it in the oven for lunch.
by T-mun E July 26, 2006
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El Bionca Womba

A casual greeting used in the morning after being out the previous night on a drinking binge having not gone to bed yet.
El bionca womba bobby! (Recieved as a text message at 8am).
by Bobby Morrison June 27, 2007
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Blanca pennypacker

Man! hes wrestling that bull like a Blanca Pennypacker !

hes from new zealand maybe hes a Blanca Pennypacker!
by Pokemon Master Jim September 2, 2011
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blinca

an alternative for the N-word that can only be used by white people. This is generated from the word blanco, spanish for white as white slaves were called blancos by the superior black men ruling the country in the south. With this word, white people will stop saying the N-word because they're not black, they're white. Say blinca!
My nigga
No you're white, you don't say that.
Say my blinca my blinca
by JuanToeTree September 3, 2016
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