blogspert

Someone who thinks they are an expert just from reading a few blogs.

My blogspert friend claims man made global warming is real because of a few blogs he read recently. Now hes some sort of expert or something.

by squarepush3r January 28, 2010

blomper

Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.

Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"
Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"

Or

I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!

by jizbiz April 11, 2008

blomp

much like the glomp known by anime fans, but without the pouncing start. Included in the Risembool Ranger Dictionary.

I have given the Führer a blomp!

by Riyou November 14, 2007

boomsplode

to explode with a loud boom noise.

I shot my mom's cars gas tank, and it totally boomsploded

by bigfattony July 3, 2009

BLOSP

BLOSP - Big Loss on Stock Profits - term coined in the 1920s during the economic crash in America used when a stockholder loses upwards of 80% on investment

There were upwards of 22,491 reported cases of BLOSP during the New York economic crash of 1927.

by JeremyPrilkis April 24, 2015

blomping

Receiving head whilst one is taking a shit.

"I got a well good blomping last night."

by swedishnitro June 2, 2008

blogspittle

The act of posting one paragraph on a widely read message board from your personal blog. This done in an attempt to get people to click your links to read the rest of your writing and drive site traffic.

I think that George Bush and Michelle Obama are having an affair, hotel receipts and the Secret Service.... (LINK TO BLOG HERE)

This is an example of blogspittle.

by PittsburghAfterDark December 30, 2008