A form of eyewear.
Similar to blinkers and totally invisible, blonkers are usually worn by car enthusiasts loyal to one particular car manufacturer and model. Not always easy to spot being worn until the wearer starts telling you how much their car weighs, it's power to weight ratio etc. A dead giveaway would be if they tell you how difficult it is to properly tune an NA engine.
Similar to blinkers and totally invisible, blonkers are usually worn by car enthusiasts loyal to one particular car manufacturer and model. Not always easy to spot being worn until the wearer starts telling you how much their car weighs, it's power to weight ratio etc. A dead giveaway would be if they tell you how difficult it is to properly tune an NA engine.
"Dude, Honda built the Integra Type-R DC2 as a stripped out road going racer"
"Oh ffs, check out the blonkers on that guy....."
"Oh ffs, check out the blonkers on that guy....."
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A large person you follow behind to get to the front of a crowded bar. Similar to how a running back follows an offensive lineman in football.
Chris: I've been waiting in this line for like 10 minutes, how'd you get drinks so fast?
Geo: I used Duke's giant girlfriend, Stacey as my lead blocker to push to the front.
Chris: She's quite the battering ram.
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Chris: She's quite the battering ram.
by ckwon December 27, 2011
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Female-specific variant of "Cock Blocker"
Definition rooted from MrTea6's definition of Cock Blocker.
Female-specific variant of "Cock Blocker"
Definition rooted from MrTea6's definition of Cock Blocker.
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