blowass

A person who sucks at everything. A blowass is basically that one guy who can never catch a break.

"Matt got caught watching porn last week by his parents"

"Damn, what a blowass!"

by Realnigga9499 January 10, 2019

Blomance

A bromance with benefits.

Ted and Bill have a total blomance, did you hear they hooked up last night?

by cupcakesAREcute June 20, 2009

Bloma

The Coma like state one is left in after recieving a blow-job.

Root: coma blow job

oh my god! I think I put him in a Bloma!

by jsnbnit January 21, 2011

Bloast

Beating someone up

MAn i can't let him hit me i,m gonna bloast him up

by Marcus June 5, 2004

blowass

When a woman surprises you during a blowjob and licks your asshole

She was sucking my cock...and then switched around and started giving me a blowass!

by Marianist Athlete March 27, 2008

bromaster wordsmith

a bro who is godly at crafting new words to be entered onto Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: "Dude i just thought of another word to add to UD"
Person 2: "You, sir, are truly a bromaster wordsmith. I think thats like the 5th word this week you've added to UD."

by Ebok24 August 24, 2009

Blocaso

A blowjay that is simply art.

That blowjob from your sister was the best one I ever got, neigh it was a blocaso.

by jaminator421 January 6, 2010