The blokes is not a people or a thing, it is a force. A truly unstoppable, irresistible, wrecking ball of a force. Once the blokes have gained traction and momentum there is no stopping it. It is said that the blokes will bring about the end of times as we know it.
“Did you hear the blokes were in Napa last night?”
“I don’t suppose that had anything to do with the massive brawl outside bedrock?”
“I don’t suppose that had anything to do with the massive brawl outside bedrock?”
by TheBlockFlag September 02, 2020
by declanisromped April 21, 2008
by George BISHOOPPPPP August 26, 2018
The British/Australian equivalent of the American dude. Just as dude is sterotyped as a word for stoners, bloke has tough guy connotations.
In reality, they'reb oth just pronouns for a person.
In reality, they'reb oth just pronouns for a person.
by KrissURKringleGoodbye December 03, 2005
I see their are some Americans I suspect of French or Ukranian origin on this site who have a grudge against the British. For your information the word 'bloke' is similar to the American 'dude' except that it is more symbolic of a regular guy. In other words it's connotation is not as gay as 'dude'.
by Fortman September 06, 2006
Australian slang for a male. However, more specifically refers to the stereotypical view of a typical Australian man. The average bloke has a beer gut, a thick, bushy, stubble beard and very short hair, as to not have his masculinity questioned. He is homophobic, lazy, overweight, crude and finds nothing more humorous than toilet humour. He spends most of his time watching cricket or football or going on fishing trips with his mates. He will make sure any male children he has are playing sport at a very young age and teach them that feelings are only for women and ‘faggots.’ Any female children he has will get much less attention then their brother/s. He will also show little to no affection for his wife beyond a sexual manner, in case this is interpreted as being ‘gay.’ He is usually, but not always, some form of tradesmen such as a plumber or builder.
Sally: Henry used to be so sweet. Now he just sits on the couch drinking beer and watching sport all day.
Julie: Mark is exactly the same. I’ll never understand blokes.
OR
Chuck: Jay, I can’t believe Stacy dumped you for Max. All he does is get drunk and talk about football.
Jay: I know! I was dumped for a bloke!
Julie: Mark is exactly the same. I’ll never understand blokes.
OR
Chuck: Jay, I can’t believe Stacy dumped you for Max. All he does is get drunk and talk about football.
Jay: I know! I was dumped for a bloke!
by Cruze January 20, 2006