Bloop Job

A Bloop Job is the act of shoving your penis back and forth in between a chicks ass cheeks.

if you need an example for a Bloop Job you really need to get laid

by Da Big Kahuna April 7, 2008

bloing

1. v. To insert a joint that is fat enough to be compared to a blunt, or a short blunt that can be compared to a joint aka a "bloint" into the hole at the bottom of the bong bowl and proceeding to smoke. "Bloinging" or "bloingin'" as it is referred to is often the most enjoyable way to finish off a bloint without getting burned. Bloint + Bong = Bloingin'

"Man, this bloint is getting short, I'll put that shit in the bong and bloing it up!"

by king_bloint_420 September 25, 2008

Bloop n' Doop

The act of pooping from a very high place and hitting a young girl in the face.

Hello Officer? Yes my daughter just got projectile Bloop n' Dooped by the mall.

by GoD_Metonic June 1, 2009

blip bloop

emmmmm i don't know what this even means

eeeeeeeeeer blip bloop 4 life

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 28, 2019

blipvert

Originally refers to high-intensity short-length commercials in the 80s scifi television show "Max Headroom".

Conversationally it has come to mean any advertisement or otherwise popular (sub-)cultural touch point (eg. viral video) that is on the order of seconds in length.

Have you seen that Jessica Alba nipslip blipvert on youtube yet?

by Burton MacKenZie October 5, 2007

blogportunist

Someone, who in the midst of an online conversation, shares one of their own blog posts usually in an effort to show how smart they are or let people know they’ve already had this idea or as a form of self promotion (marketing)

Did you see how he/she just worked that conversation to get in their own post? What a Blogportunist.

by WriteRite May 18, 2019

Blois

Lactose-intolerant Women, who just drank milk, farting in your face

Bruh, I just had three people Blois last night!
It was so sexy.

by Pr0metheus_name_please April 19, 2023