blodge

a sexy bitch sucking on your wang

Mary was giving Jimmy the best blodge of his life.

by Curtis Thirteen December 14, 2010

blodge

a british term for biology

i am so mad i have blodge fist period.

by dilpgh May 4, 2003

blodgett

1. an extremely amazing girl who brightens anyone's day.
2. a girl who could give any guy a blow job.
3. a bargain shopper who looks fabulous
4. a zany comeback that leaves everyone laughing
5. a girl who never wears pants

"that blodgett girl just told me my necklace was cute, i'm not gonna kill myself"

"today? i'm booked up until 11"

"Did you see blodgett's scarf? she got it for a buck!"

"mo money mo bitches."

"Blodgett, the last time you wore pants was ....holyfuck... is it breezy?"

by her best friend March 16, 2008

blode

A bodyless head with spiky blond hair and black feet.

Blode was standing aroun. His brain was completly empty and he was completly happy

by Andrea January 3, 2004

bloddy idiot

bloddy idiot, originated in England meaning {stupid fool}

You should never turn your back on your friends, you bloddy idiot!

by Lisa from Pisa March 6, 2017

Blodgett

Drunken Santa Claus with no presents except magic markers he gets high off of. Usually found mumbling with a cup of coffee in hand possibly containing whiskey. Face is bright red with the glow of early morning binge drinking. He's wondering whether and eiffin you are coming to class anytime soon. Weeet a meenute ooookie.

That guy just confused the shit out of me like a total blodgett.
He just blodgeted his way through that presentation and alls I heard was fuckin' mumblin'.

Oh shit it's the blodge hide the beer.
He just completely blodgetized me I couldn't understand if that was a formula or a stroke.

by thehawksfriend May 28, 2010

blodsoe

Worst dorm hall left on the Texas Tech campus. Last dorm hall without air conditioning.

"You live in blodsoe? Why don't you just sleep in your car?"

by Seanzombie1336 August 27, 2007