\ˈlənch-ˈbläkeng\ The act of preventing or postponing someone from going to lunch through actions such as scheduling meetings, asking questions, or starting discussions at or near lunch time for the target of the block.
Fred: Where were you? We missed you at lunch.
Bob: My boss scheduled a meeting from 11AM - 2PM today. I was totally lunch-blocked.
Fred: Yeah, my boss was totally lunch-blocking me all last week when he would pop-in to my office at 10:55 for a status report knowing I always go to lunch at 11AM!
Bob: My boss scheduled a meeting from 11AM - 2PM today. I was totally lunch-blocked.
Fred: Yeah, my boss was totally lunch-blocking me all last week when he would pop-in to my office at 10:55 for a status report knowing I always go to lunch at 11AM!
by akrazo September 14, 2011
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by The gifted 1. June 12, 2003
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A song performed by the band Classy Smut about a tube sock wearing lesbian who is still in the closet.
by jakethesnake63 November 24, 2011
Get the cock blocking chakra mug.The act of not upvoting for an arbitrary reason and declaring it to the world. Typically results in no praise and the karma blocker looking like an asshole.
Jack: "I would upvote, but the counter is already at 69, hahaha"
Bob: "Hey man, stop Karma Blocking and just give them their upvote"
Bob: "Hey man, stop Karma Blocking and just give them their upvote"
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by Steven Capone January 17, 2008
Get the Twat-blocking mug.The complete antithesis of the internet. Geo blocking is the blocking of websites, video, etc. based on your location in the world. Thus this defeats the entire global village scenario, where we were all supposed to be able to view and/or share all content in the internet with anyone, anywhere in the world.
Proxy browsing can sometimes remedy this situation, but it doesn't always work properly.
Proxy browsing can sometimes remedy this situation, but it doesn't always work properly.
I just clicked on a Digg link to Comedy Central only to find that since I live outside of the U.S. I can't view it, whoopity do!
Geo Blocking is just another lame ass corporate attempt to constrict and control the internet.
Geo Blocking is just another lame ass corporate attempt to constrict and control the internet.
by spektralx June 9, 2009
Get the Geo Blocking mug.When one interrupts a 2 person comment chain on a Facebook status update, picture, etc. Typically, the original commenters will start a nice, engaging conversation, and then the "blocker" will barge in with a totally unrelated comment, thus disturbing the flow, and consequently delaying your chances of scoring with the hot chick that's totally interested in what you're doing for the weekend...
-Dude, why are you facebook cock blocking?
-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.
-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.
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