blart

A fart with blood in it. When you strain to fart, blood sprays into your underwear.

After jaay got rid of his wicked case of buttslaw, he still had the occasional painful blart.

by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

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blarting

To cry your eyes out

"Stop blarting, little Johnny!"

by Mandy Robinson June 9, 2005

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blarting

The act of falling down when overweight. This is popularised by Paul Blart, the Mall Cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. TL:DR Fat man go boom-boom.

Oh dear, Paul is always blarting all over the place! He just blarted right there in the ball at work. It never stops.

by MertK October 23, 2016

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one or more fake-tanned scantily-clad tattooed young ladies whose typical Friday evening's entertainment would consist of excessive alcohol consumption, giggling loudly whilst dancing around handbags, and urinating in the street. This to be followed by vigorous sexual intercourse with random males of the species, either up against a wall, over some rubbish bins or in a skip. The above phenomena can be observed between the hours of 11pm - 4am Friday evenings on the streets of any town or city in the north of England.

"how man lets get wersels in there man it's wall to wall wi blart"

by GeordieChris July 17, 2006

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