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Baby hill blizzard 

While on a ski lift jerk your shit and unleash your load on to unlucky children below
Johnny and I had a baby hill blizzard
Baby hill blizzard by Johnny sisn December 29, 2020

brownie blizzard

When you toss someone's salad with an ice cube in your mouth.
"He totally gave her a brownie blizzard last night!"

Midnight Blizzard 

The act of generously coating your man crush's face with a thick batch of man chowder, with the aid of no less than four other men. All whilst he sleeps.
Cyrus: Dude, shut up and let me smatter his face with my love juice.
Domonic: Alright fine, but let me call three other guys. We'll make this a midnight blizzard.
Midnight Blizzard by Blizz-tacular January 20, 2009

San Diego Blizzard 

Intense blasts of light drizzly rainfall lasting over two hours and/or temperatures falling below a bone-chilling 68 degrees Fahrenheit in Southern California, characterized by the revealing of Ugg Boots, Scarves, and jackets in addition to traditional mini-skirts and board-shorts.
During a San Diego Blizzard one would overhear:

Girl 1: "Like, oh my God did you see that it's supposed to be partially cloudy tomorrow?"
Girl 2: "Like, yes! Looks like were going to have to wear scarves with our bikini tops."
Guy: "I love California."
San Diego Blizzard by Slayafish March 22, 2011

Blizzard 

n. A game company which creates the most addictive award-winning games.

Has created Starcraft and Warcraft universes, and the ever-popular Diablo game.
Hey, look, that game was made by Blizzard.
Blizzard by Wasted-Blodmage August 25, 2003

Siberian Blizzard 

A wrestling move, popularized by Zangief. The wrestler takes an opponent in one hand and spins several times before rocketing into the air while still spinning. The opponent is then slammed into the ground head first from an incredible height.
If you ever enter my airspace again, I'm afraid I will have to Siberian Blizzard you.
Siberian Blizzard by Cornwad June 2, 2010