A drunk Finnish man who recently started to come to terms with his obsession over anthropomorphic furry creatures.

Hates the Swedish and the Turks
Is blits drunk again?

> When has he not been drunk? This nibba's veins are basically made from vodka.
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To kill; to exterminate or get rid of someone or something completely. From "oBLITerate".
Let's blit those rats! Get the rodenticide!
by pentozali March 3, 2006
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crunked (see crunk)
basically means fucked up or INTOXICATED
this L got me blitted
by jgrizz September 1, 2003
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A bloody clit.

Can only be used as a noun.
"She sat on my coach and got her blit everywhere."

or

"My blit is beautiful but yours is just nasty."

or

"She's got a blit."
"How can you tell?"
"Her pants are all bloody!"
by Thieman January 31, 2007
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to put a dampner on your friend's fanny fun. Lesbian equivalent of cock block
Polly and Philippa were about to get it on when I walked in and clit blitted them.
by Nancy Pocket December 3, 2007
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- movie terminology; abbreviation for blood + tits; typically slasher films that involve excesssive blood and nudity.
You only like that movie cause of the blits in it.
by Jinha October 23, 2008
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A blitted mofo and pretty chill kid. And gets roasted all day every day. DATS HIM
wow he's so bltted. hes like jonathan blitted torres !
Thats jonathan the stoner man ! hes blitted.
by Racklyngirl July 23, 2011
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