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boo boo blender

The act of forcefully shoving your face in a blender to end your life because you turned on the television and accidentally stumbled across the monstrosity that is Honey Boo Boo
R.I.P Tyler. He couldn't handle what he saw. He performed the Boo Boo Blender
by TylerOh666 February 16, 2015
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Blenderbus

A blenderbus is an imaginary place were things that are utter crap, ie small breasts, are metaphorically put. It is usually used as a sudden exclaimation when annoyed by something.
My little cock in a blenderbus!
by Cyclopian June 11, 2008
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Serbian Flesh Blender

The Serbian Flesh Blender is renowned as the dirtiest move in the book worldwide, the sheer mention of the name is enough to curdle your brains. It incorporates the actions of stuffing your testicles and cock into either hole and spasming about randomly causing a stimulation unknown to mankind.
"Yo Beatrice, you wanna try out the old Serbian Flesh Blender"
"Oh fuck I am having a gout break, but sure"
by StinkyBoy556 March 18, 2019
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Gender Blender

(n) A social gathering of hermaphrodites.
James was dumbfounded and more than a little bit confused when he discovered that the party he was attending was a gender blender; every dude and every chick in the place looked like Rosie O'donnell.
by URallabunchofidiots July 6, 2018
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Blender Whore

A blender that has been cut up and beaten severely after many years of blender sex.
by roflkangaroo July 5, 2009
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blender droppings

the remnants of a frozen daiquiri left in the blender after pouring a glass
Jennifer, the bartender got hammered by drinking all the blender droppings
by rawderick January 22, 2009
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blender jizz

When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)
God dammit, Bobbie, you Blender Jizzed all over grandma's denture again
by the world famous L November 20, 2010
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