island beach state park

The best, most unspoiled beach in NJ. Its dunes and clear water, and has miles and miles of NOTHING in a state where every other square inch of oceanfront is owned and covered with crap

When I have a day off, I go to Island Beach State Park, and forget where I am and who I am.

by minimalsidefx April 2, 2007

South Beach Spray Tan

It's a Cleveland Steamer, but when the dumping party has diarrhea.

Johnny ate some tacos and was going to give his girl a Cleveland Steamer. However, the tacos gave him diarrhea, so she got the South Beach Spray Tan instead.

by JackAttack21 December 4, 2012

beach stat

status, most often immediately after consuming large amounts of food, where one positions himself comfortably on a sofa, recliner, or bed and assumes a trancelike state with absolutely zero motivation to move. similar to a whale that has beached itself. food drunk. glutenous relaxation.

Brian and Monroe just left the china buffet's all you can eat crab leg night. They will probably be beach stat shortly.

by Matthew Ryan Zimmer January 20, 2009

beach slap

When one is struck and (usually) knocked down by a large wave. Implies losing something of value in the ocean. A derivative of 'bitch-slap'.

Man, I was bodysurfing last week and lost my glasses when I got beach slapped by a twenty-footer.

by watahmortah March 3, 2006

Beach Slut

A slut who typically dresses in clothing that is seen more as beach appropriate rather than for casual purposes. Beach sluts are usually of low stature and can sometimes be very aggressive.

Aliyah is such a beach slut, just look at the way she dresses in those flip flops and those shorts. She should stick to playing her clarinet rather than trying to get bitches.

by Adolf Gilbert May 30, 2018

virginia beach special

making love in the wet sand area on the beach and dipping your cock in the sand and sticking back in the vagina

while making love to a lady on the beach in the wet sand area...you take out your cock and dip it in the sand and reinsert for maximum grindage and giving her a Virginia Beach Special

by miamimike305 May 25, 2011

beach spiders

Visible pubic hair from an unkempt bush that protrudes from a woman's bikini bottom. It is most often spotted at the beach or at poolside.

European beaches are full of hot women, but oftentimes they are sporting beach spiders. That can ruin the whole experience.

by Larry Tiita April 18, 2009