Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

How to lose your virginity

Me: I hate having a v-card, how do I lose it?

Friend: Play Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

by justagallifreyan January 12, 2021

Blast from the past

When you get older and look back at the young dumb days of your life. Drug use sex and country music.

Hey Randy you want to have a blast from the past?

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 10, 2022

Bucket of Muzzle Blast

Among artillerymen, a nonexistent item used to trick rookies. It is commonly used to send rookies on a wild goose chase. (Muzzle blast is the burst of smoke and fire that erupts from the muzzle when a shell is fired.)

"Private, go to the supply sergeant and see if he can find you a bucket of muzzle blast."

by Tom from the Shore November 19, 2007

package blast

a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man's crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. *AKA blast in the package

Even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting Mike Tyson's car, Tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.

by Sheldon May 14, 2003

geto blaster

an old oversized boombox (kinda like the ones used in the 80's)

have you seen his old school geto blaster?
yeah ! he got it at the pawn shop for fifty bucks !

by dreamernsc12 January 27, 2014

Dinner Blaster

A handheld cannon that fires Whoppers (burgers).

Infamous for its appearance in the YouTube Poop "Dinner Blaster."

If you're not a fan of fast food, you'd better run if you see a dinner blaster.

by Savato93 April 27, 2010

blarty

a black people party

Did you see all those weaves at that blarty?

by 1535sj September 8, 2011